A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. Asking her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
What computer will think
Think u r sitting in front of computer,
What computer will think?
"INTEL inside MENTAL outside"
U r standing in front of fridge, what fridge will think?
"Cool inside fool outside!!!"
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First turn your head to the right and then to the left.
Repeat this exercise whenever your offered something to eat!
The heights of Bad Luck
A boy and girl met last time for their break up...
Girl's father caught them.
Now they are married couple