Shaadi ki Himmat
Biwi : Maine tumhe bagair dekhe hi shadi kar li. Meri himmat maante ho na?
Husband : Aur meri himmat to dekho maine dekhne ke baad bhi tumse Shadi kar li.
More Marriage Jokes
Wife - Shaadi ki raat aap ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa laga?
Husband - Main to mar hi jaata agar mujhe hanumaan chalisa yaad na hota!!
Wife: Yeh inflation kya hoti hai.
Husband: Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi... ab 48-38-48 hai. Tere paas pehle se sab kuchh zayda hai par fir bhi teri value kam hai yehi inflation hai.
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets. she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"