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Ek car ki neelami

Ek car ki neelami

Ek car ki neelami ho rhi thi..
20 Laakh,
30 Laakh,
35 Laakh..
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Santa ne dekha car to yeh wali 15 lakh ki nayi aa jati hai, fir iski itni keemat kyon..??
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Usne paas khade aadmi se poochha- "Kyon bhai, is car me aisa kya hai, jo ise itni keemat mil rahi hai?"
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AADMI BOLA- "Bhaisaab, is car ki khoobi ye hai, ke iska abhi tak 7 baar accident ho chuka hai. Car ko to kuchh nahi hua, par har baar usme beithi SIRF PATNI KI HI maut hui hai.."
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SANTA- "Achha? Te fir mere 50 Laakh..!!"




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