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Girls will be Girls

Girls will be Girls

Gf giving house direction to her bf- "come to front gate of apartment" where I live
Look for flat 9A, U ll find a lift on your right,
with ur ELBOW hit 9 get out of the lift U ll find my flat on left
Hit doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get d door 4u.

Bf says- Dear Dat seems easy but why am Hit all the buttons with my elbows.

Gf- OMG Baby u are not coming with Empty handed r u?




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Identify Different Citizens of India

How to Identify Different Citizens of India:-

Scenario 1:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB.

Senario 3
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That's Rajasthan.

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall.
"Welcome To Delhi".. :)

Some Laws.... Newton forgot

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

What computer will think

Think u r sitting in front of computer,
What computer will think?
U know?
"INTEL inside MENTAL outside"

U r standing in front of fridge, what fridge will think?
"Cool inside fool outside!!!"

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