Medical & Engg. College principls argued that their students are fearless.
Medical college principal called the students & asked to jump in sea full of sharks.
Principal said: "See the guts"
Engg. College principal called the students & told them to jump.
they said "Pagal hai kya Takle?"
"See the guts".
More Funny Jokes
Gf giving house direction to her bf- "come to front gate of apartment" where I live
Look for flat 9A, U ll find a lift on your right,
with ur ELBOW hit 9 get out of the lift U ll find my flat on left
Hit doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get d door 4u.
Bf says- Dear Dat seems easy but why am Hit all the buttons with my elbows.
Gf- OMG Baby u are not coming with Empty handed r u?
How to Identify Different Citizens of India:-
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB.
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall.
"Welcome To Delhi".. :)
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.