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Jungle Mein Kiss

Jungle Mein Kiss

Jungle mein mor ne morni ko kiss kiya.
Morni use rok kar idhar udhar dekhane lagi.
Mor ne poochha "Kya hua jaaneman"
Morni : "Dekh rahi hu kahin pass mein Discovery Channel wale to nahi hain, nahi to MMS ban jayega."




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Ek ghane jungle mein

Ek ghane jungle mein aap akele rat ke 2 baje ka time..zoron se hawa chalti hui..samne ped par ek lash jamin se latki hui jiski ankhen bahar lataki hui ..aapke dil men ghabrahat,sanse tej chalti hui..aap us lash ke pas gae ..achanak ped ki tehni tuti n lash aap ke upar giri..
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Calculate the force with which the body will fall on you.Also calculate the kinetic energy when the body will be at height 6 ft from ground?
(Take g=9.8m/sec sqre,mass=66 kg)

Waqt se pehle aur kismat se zyada

Kehte hain waqt se pehle aur kismat se zyada kisi ko kuch nahi milta:
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aFsoooooosssss........ .
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Mere paas waqt nahi or

Ladki k paas kismat nahi... :)

Wo aaye hum dekhte rahe

Wo aaye hum dekhte rahe, wo muskuraye hum chup rahe,
Wo bolte rahe hum sunte rahe, unhone kuchh poocha hum shant rahe,
Jab wo jane lage hum chillaye - "Sir attendance to le lo".

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