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Bachcho kasam khao

Bachcho kasam khao

Sir: 'Bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi pioge, non veg nahi khaoge.'
Bachche: 'Nahi khaenge sir.'
Sir: 'Kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.'
Bachche: 'Alright sir!'
Sir: 'Jua nahi kheloge.'
Bachche: 'Ok! sir.'
Sir: 'Desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.'
Bachche: 'De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!




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Calculate the force with which the body will fall on you.Also calculate the kinetic energy when the body will be at height 6 ft from ground?
(Take g=9.8m/sec sqre,mass=66 kg)

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