Manmohan Singh and Baba Ramdev on Facebook
Manmohan Singh wrote facebook
Corruption ka nasha pyaare, nasha sabse nashila hai,
Jise dekho yaha woh corruption ke baarish mein geela hai,
Politics ke naam pe karte sabhi ab bhrasht-leela hain...
Baba Ramdev comments : "Aur mein karu to saala character dheela he..?" :-p :d
More Political Jokes
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.
"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?"
One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river.
Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river.
After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."
The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"
"I'll personally hand it to you," said Bush. "I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said.
"I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said Bush. "And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy.
"I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!"
"No, but I will be when my father finds out whom I saved from drowning."
Application Form For Lok Sabha Election
1. Name of Candidate: ____________
1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________
(i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________
(ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________
3.Political Party: ____________ _________
*List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)
4.Nationality: [ ]
5.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
C- Bought out
D- None of above
E- All of above
6.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A- To make money
B- To escape court trial
C- To grossly misuse power
D- To serve the public
E- I have no clue
(If you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a
Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
7.How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A- 1-2 yrs
8.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
9.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A- 1-2 years
B- 2-6 years
C- 6-15 years
10.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A- Why not
B- Of Course
D- I deny it all
E- I see a foreign hand.
11. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A- 100-500 Crores
B- 500-1000 Crores
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
12. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
13.Describe your achievements in space provided:
Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India.