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Rob padega

Rob padega

Son 2 dad: Car ki chabhi do, college me function hai.
Dad: Car kyun?
Son: 10 lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega.
Dad: Ye le10 rs 30 lakh ki bus me ja, zyada rob padega.




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Funny meanings of places

Funny meanings of places in english

LARGE STATE:
Maha-rastra

PLACE OF KINGS:
Raja-sthan

QUEEN FEILD:
Rani-khet

MR.CITY:
Sri-nagar

RHYTHM OF EYES:
Naini-tal

FACE:
Surat

UNMARRIED GIRL:
Kanya-kumari

GOD'S GATE:
Hari-dwar

BRICK CITY:
Ita-nagar

SAINT HAIR:
Rishi-kesh

CALL END:
Kol-kata

NO ZIP:
Chen-nai

COME ON SUN:
Arun-aa-chal

COME IN EVENIN:
Aa-sam

GO & Come:
GO-A

n finally
Do Drama:
Kar- natak..!

Isnt India a place of wonders...?

Bachcho kasam khao

Sir: 'Bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi pioge, non veg nahi khaoge.'
Bachche: 'Nahi khaenge sir.'
Sir: 'Kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.'
Bachche: 'Alright sir!'
Sir: 'Jua nahi kheloge.'
Bachche: 'Ok! sir.'
Sir: 'Desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.'
Bachche: 'De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!

Breaking News Fact

BREAKING NEWS :::::::
New Delhi mein baraf giri....
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AB SAMACHAR VISTAR SE:
1 bhaiya cycle par barf le ja rahe the, carrier dheela hone ki vajah se baraf giri.
Dhanyawaad........... or khabron ke liye dekhte rahe ABI TAK.

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