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Height of Flirt

Height of Flirt

Trin trin...
Gal: Hello baby...
Boy: Ohh, jaan bolo.
Gal: Kahan ho yaar? Subah se koi ata pata hi nhi hai tumhara..!!
Boy: Arey hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankho me.
Gal: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: Tumhari hi pic dekh raha hun, Kahin aur mann lag hi nahi raha.
Gal: Maine to tumhe apni pic di hi nahi..!
Boy: Arey tumhari pic to barson se mere dil mein chapi hui hai..!
Gal: Lekin hum to parson hi mile hain na?
Boy: Tumhare bina ek pal bhi barson ke samaan hai pinky.
Gal: Pinky..??? Ye pinky kaun hai??
Main to divya hun..!!
Boy: Dekha tumse baat karte hi sab kuch bhool jata hun..!
Gal: Tum sunny hi ho na
Boy: Ghar waale to arjun kehte hain, but wo galat ho sakte hain.. Tum nahi..
Gal: Ye '80XXXXX51' ye tumhara hi no. Hai na?
Boy: Tha to nahi but ab se hai..!!




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Rob padega

Son 2 dad: Car ki chabhi do, college me function hai.
Dad: Car kyun?
Son: 10 lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega.
Dad: Ye le10 rs 30 lakh ki bus me ja, zyada rob padega.

Funny meanings of places

Funny meanings of places in english

LARGE STATE:
Maha-rastra

PLACE OF KINGS:
Raja-sthan

QUEEN FEILD:
Rani-khet

MR.CITY:
Sri-nagar

RHYTHM OF EYES:
Naini-tal

FACE:
Surat

UNMARRIED GIRL:
Kanya-kumari

GOD'S GATE:
Hari-dwar

BRICK CITY:
Ita-nagar

SAINT HAIR:
Rishi-kesh

CALL END:
Kol-kata

NO ZIP:
Chen-nai

COME ON SUN:
Arun-aa-chal

COME IN EVENIN:
Aa-sam

GO & Come:
GO-A

n finally
Do Drama:
Kar- natak..!

Isnt India a place of wonders...?

Bachcho kasam khao

Sir: 'Bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi pioge, non veg nahi khaoge.'
Bachche: 'Nahi khaenge sir.'
Sir: 'Kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.'
Bachche: 'Alright sir!'
Sir: 'Jua nahi kheloge.'
Bachche: 'Ok! sir.'
Sir: 'Desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.'
Bachche: 'De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!

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