Mummi ko bahut pasand ho
Ladki: Meri mummi ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Ladka (Sharmaty huye): Leken shadi main tumse hi karunga, mummy ko bolo mujhe bhool jayein.
More Marriage Jokes
Wife: Can u help me in garden?
Husband: what do u think, I m gardner?
Wife: Can u fix door handle?
Husband: Wt do u think, I m a carpenter?
In d evening when husband came from d work, he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked wife who fixed this.
Wife: "Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 optns. Either I shoud give him burger or a kiss."
Husband: I m sure u must have given a burger.
Wife: "Wt do u think, I m "Mc'Donald s".
Ek car ki neelami ho rhi thi..
Santa ne dekha car to yeh wali 15 lakh ki nayi aa jati hai, fir iski itni keemat kyon..??
Usne paas khade aadmi se poochha- "Kyon bhai, is car me aisa kya hai, jo ise itni keemat mil rahi hai?"
AADMI BOLA- "Bhaisaab, is car ki khoobi ye hai, ke iska abhi tak 7 baar accident ho chuka hai. Car ko to kuchh nahi hua, par har baar usme beithi SIRF PATNI KI HI maut hui hai.."
SANTA- "Achha? Te fir mere 50 Laakh..!!"
Customer: I need poison.
Chemist: I can't sell until u hav prescription.
Customer showed his Wedding card
Chemist: Bus kar bhai rulayega kya........ badi bottle du ya choti.