Test for Hearing Problem
John feared that his wife Anna wasn't hearing well. He called a Dr. who told him a simple test.
"Talk from 40 ft away in casual tone. If she doesn't hear u go to 30 ft then 20 ft & so on until u get a response"
In evening, Wife was in kitchen. He was in lounge. In normal tone he asks :
"Honey! wats 4 dinner? No Response.
He moves closer, about 30 ft but still no response.
Next he move to 20 ft. again no response!
So he walks up to the kitchen bout 10 ft. away.
Again no response ... !!!
So he walks up right behind her : "Anna ! wats 4 dinner???
"For God's sake John, for the 5th time am telling you "CHICKEN" "CHICKEN"
More Funny Jokes
Medical & Engg. College principls argued that their students are fearless.
Medical college principal called the students & asked to jump in sea full of sharks.
Principal said: "See the guts"
Engg. College principal called the students & told them to jump.
they said "Pagal hai kya Takle?"
"See the guts".
Gf giving house direction to her bf- "come to front gate of apartment" where I live
Look for flat 9A, U ll find a lift on your right,
with ur ELBOW hit 9 get out of the lift U ll find my flat on left
Hit doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get d door 4u.
Bf says- Dear Dat seems easy but why am Hit all the buttons with my elbows.
Gf- OMG Baby u are not coming with Empty handed r u?
How to Identify Different Citizens of India:-
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB.
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall.
"Welcome To Delhi".. :)