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Kanjoos family

Kanjoos family

Girl 1 - Mujhe mere boyfriend ke sath bike pe jate mere papa ne dekh liya.
Girl 2 - Achcha phir kya hua?
Girl 1- fir kya, papa ne BUS ke paise wapas maang liye!




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Ladkon Pe Zulm

When a girl cries "whole world consoles her"
But wen a boy cries "people say cum on man, don't b like a girl"

If a girl slaps a boy "boy has done d mistake".
Bt if a boy slaps a girl "rascal does not knw hw 2 respect ladies".

If a boy talks 2 a girl "he is flirting"
Bt if girl is talking 2 boy"she is very frndly"

Kya LADKO k khilaf is desh me aisa hi zulm hote rahenge
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Janne k liya dekhiye "Na aana is des mere munna"

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What is ur result

Father: Wht abt ur result?
Son: Woh valeel saab ka beta fail ho gaya.
Father: Wht abt urs?
Son: Woh inspector saab ka beta fail ho gaya.
Father: And wt abt urs?
Son: Woh doctor saab ka..
Father: U idiot I am asking abt ur result?
Son: To aap kaun se Prime Minister hain jo aap ka beta paas hoga jayega.

Height of Flirt

Trin trin...
Gal: Hello baby...
Boy: Ohh, jaan bolo.
Gal: Kahan ho yaar? Subah se koi ata pata hi nhi hai tumhara..!!
Boy: Arey hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankho me.
Gal: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: Tumhari hi pic dekh raha hun, Kahin aur mann lag hi nahi raha.
Gal: Maine to tumhe apni pic di hi nahi..!
Boy: Arey tumhari pic to barson se mere dil mein chapi hui hai..!
Gal: Lekin hum to parson hi mile hain na?
Boy: Tumhare bina ek pal bhi barson ke samaan hai pinky.
Gal: Pinky..??? Ye pinky kaun hai??
Main to divya hun..!!
Boy: Dekha tumse baat karte hi sab kuch bhool jata hun..!
Gal: Tum sunny hi ho na
Boy: Ghar waale to arjun kehte hain, but wo galat ho sakte hain.. Tum nahi..
Gal: Ye '80XXXXX51' ye tumhara hi no. Hai na?
Boy: Tha to nahi but ab se hai..!!

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