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One day before exam

One day before exam

1 day before exam:

A 3 kg, 1000+ page book is lying on the study table.
1st benchers - Let me try a few sample papers.
2nd benchers - This chapter has less weightage, why waste time.
3rd benchers - Iss unit se koi question nahin aaya tha last year.
4th benchers- Yaar aadha tu padhle, baaki mein dekhta hoon. Adjust kar lenge.
5th benchers - Chhodo na yaar, ek din mein kitna padh lunga. Murder 2 bhi nahin dekhi abhi tak. Dost mazak udayenge.




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Son: Woh valeel saab ka beta fail ho gaya.
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