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Ek aurat coma me chali gayi

Ek aurat coma me chali gayi

Ek aurat coma me chali gayi
Shohar murda samajh kar dafnane chala.
Raaste mein janaza khambhe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.

1 saal baad aurat sach mein chal basi.
Sab log kalma padhte hue ja rahe the, lekin shohar ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi...

"Khambha bacha ke"
"Khambha bacha ke"
"Khambha bacha ke"
"Khambha bacha ke"




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