I had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?
Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,
2 rupaye lene they..... ;-)
Likhe jo KHAT tuje
Boy to girl: Likhe jo KHAT tuje
wo tere YAD me,
Sare padh liye papa ne RAT me,
Sawera jab hua to JUTE pad gaye,
Wo"FANAA" wale baal "GHAJNI" ban gaye..
More Hindi Jokes
Boy: Suit bada achcha pehna hai.
Boy: Lipstik bahut achi lagai hai.
Boy: Make up bhi bahut acha kia hai.
Girl: Thanx "Bhaiya"
Boy: Phir bhi achchi nahi lag rahi ho.
ý1 day before exam:
A 3 kg, 1000+ page book is lying on the study table.
1st benchers - Let me try a few sample papers.
2nd benchers - This chapter has less weightage, why waste time.
3rd benchers - Iss unit se koi question nahin aaya tha last year.
4th benchers- Yaar aadha tu padhle, baaki mein dekhta hoon. Adjust kar lenge.
5th benchers - Chhodo na yaar, ek din mein kitna padh lunga. Murder 2 bhi nahin dekhi abhi tak. Dost mazak udayenge.