Tum kaun

Patni apne sharabi pati ko darane ke liye kaale kapre pehan kar ghar ke bahar khari ho gai.
Pati: Tum kaun?
Patni: uhuhuhahah a chudel.
Pati: Haath mila main teri behan ka pati.




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Wanna say u something

Husband (romanticaly): Baby wanna say u something.
Wife: It's not good to talk while eating.
(After eating)
Wife: Now tell.
Husband: Baby there was a cockroach in your food.

Ek aurat coma me chali gayi

Ek aurat coma me chali gayi
Shohar murda samajh kar dafnane chala.
Raaste mein janaza khambhe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.

1 saal baad aurat sach mein chal basi.
Sab log kalma padhte hue ja rahe the, lekin shohar ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi...

"Khambha bacha ke"
"Khambha bacha ke"
"Khambha bacha ke"
"Khambha bacha ke"

Ek glass pani

Lazy wife : 1 glass pani de do.
Husband : Khud uth ke le lo.
Wife : Please de do na.
Husband : Ab manga to thapad maar dunga.
Wife: Thapad marne aaoge to pani lete aana.

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