Gear Problem in Maruti Car
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, )
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
More Sardar Jokes
News Flash: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
Ek sardar plane mein pilot se headphone chheen raha tha.
Pilot: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ticket ke paise hum de aur gaane tu akele sun raha hai!
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour...