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Main tere dost jaisa hi hu

Main tere dost jaisa hi hu

Father: Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho. Mujhe bata main tere dost jaisa hi hu.
Son: Kya batau yaar main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut mara.




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