Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

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Niagara Fall's Sound Intensity

Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"

If I am a millionaire

Teacher: Write an essay on 'If I am a millionaire'
All students started writing
...except one boy

Teacher- Why don't you start writing?
Boy- I am waiting for my secretary!

Test for Hearing Problem

John feared that his wife Anna wasn't hearing well. He called a Dr. who told him a simple test.

"Talk from 40 ft away in casual tone. If she doesn't hear u go to 30 ft then 20 ft & so on until u get a response"

In evening, Wife was in kitchen. He was in lounge. In normal tone he asks :

"Honey! wats 4 dinner? No Response.
He moves closer, about 30 ft but still no response.
Next he move to 20 ft. again no response!
So he walks up to the kitchen bout 10 ft. away.
Again no response ... !!!

So he walks up right behind her : "Anna ! wats 4 dinner???

"For God's sake John, for the 5th time am telling you "CHICKEN" "CHICKEN"

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