Sonia Gandhi's School Visit

Sonia Gandhi's School Visit

Sonia Gandhi ek school visit karne gayi ek class me aa ke boli bacho- koi sawal puchna hai to pucho
Chikku bola- mere 3 sawal hain.
1- aap prime minister q nahi bani?
2- Ramleela maidan Delhi me police kisne bheji?
3- Aapka kitna paisa Swiss Bank me jama hai?
Is se phale k sonia jawab deti half time ki bell baj gayi
After half time
Mikku khara ho kar bola- Ma'am mere 5 sawal hai 3 sawal to wo hi hai jo chikku ne poochhe the
4- half time ki bell 20 min pehle kese baj gai?
Akhri sawal
Chikku kaha hai?

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Corruption ka nasha pyaare, nasha sabse nashila hai,
Jise dekho yaha woh corruption ke baarish mein geela hai,
Politics ke naam pe karte sabhi ab bhrasht-leela hain...

Baba Ramdev comments : "Aur mein karu to saala character dheela he..?" :-p :d

Fellow Passenger

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.
"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?"

Saving a President

One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river.

Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river.

After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."

The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"

"I'll personally hand it to you," said Bush. "I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said.
"I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said Bush. "And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy.

"I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!"

"No, but I will be when my father finds out whom I saved from drowning."

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