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Sanskrit sikhaoge

Sanskrit sikhaoge

Santa: Mujhe sanskrit sikhaoge?
Pandit: Kyun ?
Santa: Devtaon ki bhasha hai, Swarg me zarurat padegi.
Pandit: Agar nark gaya to?
Santa: Punjabi tan aundi hi hai.




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Miror ke samne padhai

Santa- Tu miror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai?
Banta- Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revsion ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil jati hai.

Gear Problem in Maruti Car

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, )
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"

Two seater plane crash

News Flash: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.

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