How to get attention
If wife wants 2 get husband's attention just look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants 2 get wife's attention jst look comfortable & happy.
More Marriage Jokes
A person went to his neighbour,
Where an old couple lived.
He went inside where he found that the old man still called her wife with cute names like sweety, honey, jasmine etc.
Man to the old man: It's sweet... After 70 years you still call your wife with such cute names.
The old man replied (whispering): Her name had slipped off my mind 10 years ago & I am very scared to ask what it is..!! :d
Patni apne sharabi pati ko darane ke liye kaale kapre pehan kar ghar ke bahar khari ho gai.
Pati: Tum kaun?
Patni: uhuhuhahah a chudel.
Pati: Haath mila main teri behan ka pati.
Husband (romanticaly): Baby wanna say u something.
Wife: It's not good to talk while eating.
Wife: Now tell.
Husband: Baby there was a cockroach in your food.