5 Star Dinner just for Rs. 100
Once a beggar got Rs.100/-
He decided to have a Royal Dinner that night...
He went to a 5 star hotel... ordered ...food one after the other...
When the bill came...It was of Rs.3000/-
The beggar told Manager that he did not have any money....
The Manager handed him over to the police...
The beggar gave Rs.100/- to Police and set himself free....
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Girl- Is jeans ki price kitni hai?
Dukandar- Rs.3000 Only.
Aur us Jeans ka kya price hai?
Dukandar: uff uff..;->:-D
Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phis ghar le aaya aur pinjre me rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola -
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car wala mar gaya kya."
Father: Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho. Mujhe bata main tere dost jaisa hi hu.
Son: Kya batau yaar main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut mara.