Bhagwan ke 100 saal
1 man askd to GOD: 100 saal apke liye kya hai?
Man: 1crore rupees ap ke liye kya hai?
MAN: mujhe 1 coin dedo.
God: 1second ruk....
More Hindi Jokes
Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.
Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.
Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.
Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain
Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.
Once a beggar got Rs.100/-
He decided to have a Royal Dinner that night...
He went to a 5 star hotel... ordered ...food one after the other...
When the bill came...It was of Rs.3000/-
The beggar told Manager that he did not have any money....
The Manager handed him over to the police...
The beggar gave Rs.100/- to Police and set himself free....
Girl- Is jeans ki price kitni hai?
Dukandar- Rs.3000 Only.
Aur us Jeans ka kya price hai?
Dukandar: uff uff..;->:-D