A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner.

The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the daughter asks her mother, "Mommy, what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?"

The mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come home from work."

The cabbie, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says, "Ahhhhhhh, C'mon lady! Tell your daughter the truth! For crying out loud. They're hookers!"

A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks, "Mommy, do the ladies have any children?"

The mother replies, "Of course dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?"

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A Poem

Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs and what's between,
I like your style,
I like your class,
But most of all I like your ass,
I am a cool girl, in a cool town.

It takes a real man to put me down,
Kissing is a sport,
Fucking is a game,
Guys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the pain.

Guy says I love you,
You believe it's true,
Nine months later,
He says: "To hell with you!"

The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a whore,
All this wouldn't have happened,
If the rubber hadn't torn.

Sex is when a guy's communication,
Enters a girl's information,
To increase the population.
For a younger generation,
Do you get the information...
Or do you need a demonstration?

Roses are red,
Violets are corney,
When I think of you,
Ohh baby I get horney,

Eat me, beat me,
Blow me, suck me,
Fuck me, very slowly,
If you kiss me,
Don't get me sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!

First time shopper

A women goes to buy a bra for the first time.

So she had no idea what size would fit her so she asked for the largest size. It was too big for her so she asked for a medium size. Again, it didn't fit her. So she asked for small size and again it didn't fit her. Then she asked for the smallest size but again it didn't fit her.

Then she asked the shopkeeper to suggest some idea. The shopkeeper asked her to wait for a minute and he went away to some other shop. He returned back and said " here!! This is sophromycine.... For blisters.


All eyes turned to stare as a gorgeous lady walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host rushed to intercept her.

"Where's your costume?" he hissed through clenched teeth.

"This is it," she calmly explained. "I came as Adam."

"Adam?" her host exploded. "You don't even have a dick!"

"I just got here, Amigo," she replied. "Give me a few minutes."

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