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To open the door

To open the door

Q. What would an angrez [american/british] say to his indian naukar [servant] who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!

A. "There Was A Cold Day " - (say it fast)!




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Dewar ki dusri taraf

Pathan: Hum ne ek aisi cheez banai hai jiske jariye dewar ki dusri taraf dekha ja sakta hai.
Scientist: Wo kya cheez banai hai tum ne?
Pathan : "HOLE"

Hai Na Engineer Mahan

Prove that 2/10=2
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CA student-wrong question..
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Doctr-no way..
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Science student- it's strange, how it is possible?!
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Engineering student-
two/ten=
wo/en
t with t cancel..
W=23rd lettr
o=15th lettr
e=5th lettr
n=14th lettr
so

23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2

Hai na engineer mahan!!

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