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To light a cigar

To light a cigar

You r alone in a boat in the middle of a sea and you hav 2 cigars..but no lighter..how r u going to smoke a cigar??

Method no.1..dip one of dem in the water..so water's gonna drip 4m it..now..
tip tip barsa paani..pani ne aag lagai.....
ther's anothr way.....think...

Method no.2 ....throw one of 'em in the water..so the boat will bcom LIGHTER..
now use the LIGHTER !!!

Method no.3 .....throw one cigar in air and catch it,,so..CATCHES WIN MATCHES...
use the Matches!!

........there's yet another method.....

fondle one of the cigar...ye dekhko..dusri cigar JALNE lagi !!!!!!!!!




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