If we got married
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Girl: Drinking too.
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You:
More Marriage Jokes
Ek bank main daakoo loot-maar kar raha tha daaku ne ek aadmi se poochha ke "tum ne mujhe loot-maar karte dekha"?
Aadmi : ......Haan
Daaku : Dhuzzzz maar diya.
Daaku doosre aadmi se : Tum ne dekha?
Doosra aadmi : Nahi, maine nahi dekha lekin
MERI BIWI NE DEKHA HAI :P:p:P
How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
A ques asked in a talent test:
If you are married to 1 of the twin sisters, how wud you recognize your wife?
The best answer
- Why d hell should I recognise?