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If we got married

If we got married

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You:




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Kisne Dekha Hai

Ek bank main daakoo loot-maar kar raha tha daaku ne ek aadmi se poochha ke "tum ne mujhe loot-maar karte dekha"?
Aadmi : ......Haan
Daaku : Dhuzzzz maar diya.
Daaku doosre aadmi se : Tum ne dekha?
Doosra aadmi : Nahi, maine nahi dekha lekin
MERI BIWI NE DEKHA HAI :P:p:P

Biggest Doubt in Wife's Mind

How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!

The best answer

A ques asked in a talent test:
If you are married to 1 of the twin sisters, how wud you recognize your wife?

The best answer
- Why d hell should I recognise?

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