$10 to climb the tree

$10 to climb the tree

DAUGHTER: Mom, that man gave me $10 to climb that tree.
MOTHER: Stupid! he wanted to see your panty!
DAUGHTER: Ahah! I'm clever, I did not wear any of them!

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