Confession on Death Bed

Confession on Death Bed

A man on death bed confesses to his wife
"I had an affair with ur sister, your friend & the maid... Please FORGIVE Me:(
WIFE: I know honey. Now relax & Let the POISON WORK.

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Answers my next question

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
A boy throws his bag out through the window.
Teacher: who threw the bag ?
Boy: Me..I'm going home. ......

Marry the girl of my choice

Dad : Son, I want you to marry the girl of my choice.
Son : No!
Dad : The girl is daughter of Bill Gates..
... Son : Then OK.
Dad goes to Bill Gates...
Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates : No!
Dad : My son is CEO of World Bank...
Bill Gates : Oh, then it's OK
Dad goes to president of World Bank...
Dad : Appoint my son as CEO ...
President : No!
Dad : He is son-in-law of Bill Gates...
President : Then okey.
This is how business works... :-)

What should I send

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
Girl: I am in Toilet.... What should I send?

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