A woman is completely harmless
A woman is completely harmless and doesn't believe in violence..
Until her nail polish gets dry.
More Funny Jokes
A man on death bed confesses to his wife
"I had an affair with ur sister, your friend & the maid... Please FORGIVE Me:(
WIFE: I know honey. Now relax & Let the POISON WORK.
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
A boy throws his bag out through the window.
Teacher: who threw the bag ?
Boy: Me..I'm going home. ......
Dad : Son, I want you to marry the girl of my choice.
Son : No!
Dad : The girl is daughter of Bill Gates..
... Son : Then OK.
Dad goes to Bill Gates...
Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates : No!
Dad : My son is CEO of World Bank...
Bill Gates : Oh, then it's OK
Dad goes to president of World Bank...
Dad : Appoint my son as CEO ...
President : No!
Dad : He is son-in-law of Bill Gates...
President : Then okey.
This is how business works... :-)