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common between BUDDHA, JESUS ...

common between BUDDHA, JESUS ...

Teacher: What is common between BUDDHA, JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM & GANDHI?
Student: All are born on Government Holidays...!!!




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Mard Ka Dard

Mard agar aurat par hath uthaaye to zaalim,
Aurat se pit jaaye to buzdil,
Aurat ko kisi ke saath dekh le to irshalu,
Agar kuchh na kahe to begairat,
Agar ghar se baahar rahe to awara,
Ghar mein rahe to nakara,
Bachchon ko daante to zaalim,
Na daante to laparwah,
Haaye mard bechara jiske jeevan mein sirf dard hi dard hai,
Aur upar se kehte hain mard wohi hai jisko dard nahi hota.

Hanging below Helicopter

6 PAKISTANIS & 1 INDIAN were hanging below Helicopter on rope.
Pilot- One must leave B'coz of Overload.
INDIAN said - "I will Sacrifice."
All PAKISTANIS
CLAPPED ;-)

Bahu ke Affair

Bahu ke 12 affair sunkar sasur mar gaya....
34 affair sunkar pati mar gaya
Saas...chup rahi kyu..?
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KYUNKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAAHU THI....!!!

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