Cricketers mindset

Cricketers mindset

Cricketers mindset:-

Ganguly: do or die.

Sehwag: do before you die.

Dravid: do until they die.

Tendulkar: do that will never die.

Laxman- Do when everyone else die.

Yuvraj - Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....

Finally ...

Dhoni - Do everything before luck die.

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Bring a Pepsi

Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
Why ?? Why ?? :-
Ans. Tendulkar is an opener.

Ball Size

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on the American Male's recreational preferences:

The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: Football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

Change of Stance

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the golfer responded.
"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"
"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.
"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...
"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."

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