Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
More Sardar Jokes
Mummy: Beta jao ghar pe mehman aaye hue hain kuchh leke aao.
Santa (again at his best) bahar gaaaya aur taxi lekar ayaa...
4 sardar started petrol pump
No customer came to their petrol pump
Because Petrol pump was on the 2nd floor,
Then all 4 of them started Restaurant on the same floor
Still no customer come over there,
Because they did not remove petrol pump board from there
then they bought 1 taxi,
still they did not get any customer to ride in taxi,
Because 2 sardar was seating on front seat and 2 sardar was seating on the back seat and searching for customer.
Now suddenly taxi got stuck on the road and not starting at all,
Then all four of them came out and pushing the taxi, still taxi was not moving at all
because 2 of then pushing form back and other 2 were pushing form front.
Sardar Rocks :-)
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.