Hit ENTER when ready
Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support : "Well?"
Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"
More Computer Jokes
Customer care officer: I need a product identification number right now and may I help u in finding it out?
CCO: Could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
If I were a painter......
you would be my painting,
if i were an author.....
you would be my story,
if i were a poet.....
you would be my poem,
I'm a Programmer...
and you are my BUG
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Facebooking karunga !!
T: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
S: Facebook pages ka Admin banunga.
T: Ohoo, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
S: Facebook Admin Rights.
T: IDIOT! mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
S: Facebook par page bnaunga 'I Luv MOM & DAD'
T: Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
S: Mere Facebook ka Pasword.
T: Hey Bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
S: Facebook, but never Face ur Book :p ;).