Teachers and Students Special
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
More Hindi Jokes
Father watching FTV
suddenly son came,
Father says garib ladkiyan hai kapde lene
ke liye paise nahi hai
Son replies: Isse bhi garib aaya to muje bula lena.
Teacher: What is common between BUDDHA, JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM & GANDHI?
Student: All are born on Government Holidays...!!!
Mard agar aurat par hath uthaaye to zaalim,
Aurat se pit jaaye to buzdil,
Aurat ko kisi ke saath dekh le to irshalu,
Agar kuchh na kahe to begairat,
Agar ghar se baahar rahe to awara,
Ghar mein rahe to nakara,
Bachchon ko daante to zaalim,
Na daante to laparwah,
Haaye mard bechara jiske jeevan mein sirf dard hi dard hai,
Aur upar se kehte hain mard wohi hai jisko dard nahi hota.