How to test intelligent people
While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.
He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.
He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot.
I'll definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.
Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours,
but nobody can com e up with an answer.. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.
"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims,
"I know the answer, sir! I know who it is!
It's our Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh!"
More Political Jokes
Sonia Gandhi ek school visit karne gayi ek class me aa ke boli bacho- koi sawal puchna hai to pucho
Chikku bola- mere 3 sawal hain.
1- aap prime minister q nahi bani?
2- Ramleela maidan Delhi me police kisne bheji?
3- Aapka kitna paisa Swiss Bank me jama hai?
Is se phale k sonia jawab deti half time ki bell baj gayi
After half time
Mikku khara ho kar bola- Ma'am mere 5 sawal hai 3 sawal to wo hi hai jo chikku ne poochhe the
4- half time ki bell 20 min pehle kese baj gai?
Chikku kaha hai?
Manmohan Singh wrote facebook
Corruption ka nasha pyaare, nasha sabse nashila hai,
Jise dekho yaha woh corruption ke baarish mein geela hai,
Politics ke naam pe karte sabhi ab bhrasht-leela hain...
Baba Ramdev comments : "Aur mein karu to saala character dheela he..?" :-p :d
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.
"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?"