It is Difficult to understand GOD
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
More Marriage Jokes
Newly married husband saved wife's number on mobile as
After 1yr: "My wife"
5 years: "Home"
10 years: "Hitler"
15 years: "Wrong number"
Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagda hua to Preeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya,
"Maa mera un se jhagda ho gaya hai ..
Main 1 Month k liye app k ghar aa rahi hun."
Maa boli-Jhagda kis ne start kiya??????
Maa-"Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni chahiye.
Tum wahi thehro main aa rahi hun 3 Month k liye".
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Girl: Drinking too.
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You: