Ganguly: do or die.
Sehwag: do before you die.
Dravid: do until they die.
Tendulkar: do that will never die.
Laxman- Do when everyone else die.
Yuvraj - Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....
Dhoni - Do everything before luck die.
Biggest pressure for Pak captain
What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
More Sports Jokes
Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
Why ?? Why ?? :-
Ans. Tendulkar is an opener.
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on the American Male's recreational preferences:
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: Football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.