It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
Why do women live longer
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
More Marriage Jokes
Newly married husband saved wife's number on mobile as
After 1yr: "My wife"
5 years: "Home"
10 years: "Hitler"
15 years: "Wrong number"
Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagda hua to Preeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya,
"Maa mera un se jhagda ho gaya hai ..
Main 1 Month k liye app k ghar aa rahi hun."
Maa boli-Jhagda kis ne start kiya??????
Maa-"Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni chahiye.
Tum wahi thehro main aa rahi hun 3 Month k liye".