Why do women live longer
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
More Marriage Jokes
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
Newly married husband saved wife's number on mobile as
After 1yr: "My wife"
5 years: "Home"
10 years: "Hitler"
15 years: "Wrong number"
Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagda hua to Preeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya,
"Maa mera un se jhagda ho gaya hai ..
Main 1 Month k liye app k ghar aa rahi hun."
Maa boli-Jhagda kis ne start kiya??????
Maa-"Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni chahiye.
Tum wahi thehro main aa rahi hun 3 Month k liye".