So many options
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
More Marriage Jokes
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
Newly married husband saved wife's number on mobile as
After 1yr: "My wife"
5 years: "Home"
10 years: "Hitler"
15 years: "Wrong number"