So many options

So many options

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

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Why do women live longer

Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

It is Difficult to understand GOD

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

Wife's number on mobile

Newly married husband saved wife's number on mobile as

"My life"

After 1yr: "My wife"

5 years: "Home"

10 years: "Hitler"

15 years: "Wrong number"

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