Wife into pond of crocodiles
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
More Marriage Jokes
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.