Biwi Jaan Dene Ja Rahi Hai

Biwi Jaan Dene Ja Rahi Hai

Man to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri wife khidki se kood kar jaan dena ja rahi hai.
Manager: So... Sir what can I do?
Main: Abbe khidki nahi khul rahi.

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If I dismiss the cook

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

So many options

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

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