Laughter is the best medicine, But if u are laughing without any reason, u need medicine..! ;)
Colleges of the Animal Hospitals
In the colleges of the animal hospitals ....
First-year students at Texas A & M's Veterinary school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor".
Doctor: The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body'.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuck his finger in the butt of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck his Finger in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead pig and sucking on it.
When everyone finished sucking, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
More Medical Jokes
Girl to doctor: Meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai..Mera rang bhi boht gora hai..mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?
A tragic LUV Story -
A PIG fell in love with a HEN.
1 day they kissed each other...
next day PIG died of BIRD FLU
and BIRD died of SWINE FLU
"AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI".....