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If petrol is leaking from car

If petrol is leaking from car

What do u say if petrol is leaking from Maruti car..?

ThiNk

thiNk...

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Ok let me tell..
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MARUTI SUSU.Ki




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Smiling peacock in forest

Question :
A man is riding on his bike through a very dense forest in the evening. After about an hour he sees a peacock appear all of a sudden in the way - and the peacock is smiling at him.

The man feels its kinda weird and carries on traveling. Another hour passes and he sees the same peacock again in the middle of the road smiling at him. The man is a little scared now, but says to himself that he is just tired and is just imagining things and carries on with his ride.

Yet another hour passes and he finds the peacock again appearing out of nowhere smiling at him.........

Why is this happening?????

Answer

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Because the man is riding TVS Victor and so "More smiles per hour"

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