Santa applied in a medical college
Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers:
Antibody: one who hates his/her body....!
Artery: Study of painting....!
Bacteria: Back door of cafeteria....!
Coma: punctuation mark..!
Gall bladder: Bladder of a Girl....!
Genes: Blue Denim....!
Labor pain: hurt at work....!
Ultrasound: Radical Sound....!
Cardiology: advance study of playing cards.
More Sardar Jokes
After an accident,
Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."
Brilliant Answers by sardarji in IAS entrance...
Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A- His last battle !
Q- How do u stop acid indigestion?
A- Stop drinking acid !
Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A- At the bottom of the page !
Q- What's the main reason for Divorce?
Q- Ganga flows in which state?
A- Liquid state !
Q- When was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A- On his birthday !
Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes amongst 6 people?
A- By preparing mango shake.
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?"
Read the whole book, too many character, no story at all"?
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory.