Banta in Emergency
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: 28 years
Patient: No, Car Accident.
More Marriage Jokes
Swarg ke baahar ka seen:
1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
2nd Aadmi : Bhagwan main pandit hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.
3rd Aadmi : Nhagwan main shaadi shuda hoon.
God : Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.
Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.
God comes and says: -
"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."
Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man.
God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
Man to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri wife khidki se kood kar jaan dena ja rahi hai.
Manager: So... Sir what can I do?
Main: Abbe khidki nahi khul rahi.