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RAILWAY INTERVIEW

RAILWAY INTERVIEW

RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-

Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to?
Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.




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BILLU ko hatho ke nakhun khane ki aadat thi.
Parents ne usko BABA RAMDEV ke paas bheja.
Ab?
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Ab BILLU pairo ke nakhun bhi kha sakta hai...!
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