After drinking men talk unnecessarily...
Fight 4 nothing
"Alcohol contains female hormones!"
More Bar Jokes
Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender again gives him a drink.
Santa again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.
Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?
Naughty Santa: When you will ask for money.
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 attend a lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife...